Ladies and gents Your attention please Let's look to the flying trapeze The great Mondello will take to the sky Watch him go-see him fly! Ladies and gents Your attention please Let's look to the flying trapeze The great Mondello will take to the sky Watch him go-see him fly! Now this wonder will start with some flips While the ladies are bitin' their lips Now the tension is high As it gets, That's right folks no nets This cat was flying through with The greatest of ease All of a sudden he missed the trapeze Down and down, down and down Kersplatty on the ground Come and see where Mondello did land The poor fellow is in the Lord's hands Oh me oh my what a shame Nothing left Just a stain Ladies and gents your attention please The service will be held at three Invite the trainers, the clowns and the geeks That's all folks go home see you next week