Where is Zero?
Fuck's sake, where is he?
One minute man, I'm just waiting for someone
In fact, sod it
Let me (gonna get boozy)
What craft beers you got on?
Got anything stronger than that?
Tell you what
Yes Zero, what you sayin', my G?
Right, come here
Few gal (are you daft?)
Bag a man, rack of cash
Snack a jacks, pack of fags
Bottle of this, bag of that
Few gal (are you daft?)
Bag a man, rack of cash
Snack a jacks, pack of fags
Can I get two pints of Guinness?
Nice one
Who's the other one for?
No one
They're both mine, Don
I might go outside and sip one and down one
Nah, nah
Mind your business, Don
Where's your Mrs., I'll lips it, John
You know for a fact you won't skip this one
I've got a good feeling you'll flip this one
Why is that? 'Cause I'm a top man
Got nice garms though it's not Topman
Two-two yats so I might chock, man
You're a bustin' nut, straight in a sock, man
Said you on war, but you're not on, man
I'ma shower man MC and you're not, man
Tbh, I'm not prang
I don't care, where you're from, Anne
A girl said I look like Gary Barlow
I said I'll take that
I need a rocky, ASAP
My bars always merk, A class
I been on this ting from way back
A girl said I look like George
But I didn't have a clue, G
I'm assuming Clooney
I wanna put two grand in the fruity
Tonight it's gonna get boozy
(Y'alright mate?)
Tonight it's gonna get boozy
(What you havin', Don?)
(Check her over there, she's fuckin' fit)
Few gal (are you daft?)
Bag a man, rack of cash
Snack a jacks, pack of fags
Bottle of this, bag of that
Few gal (are you daft?)
Bag a man, rack of cash
Snack a jacks, pack of fags
(Fuck's sake where is he?)
My mum thinks that Greg's famous
I got Vex neighbours but Peng trainers
I don't spend papers in Ted Bakers
And I don't have a clue who Greg James is
My whole team's full of headcases
And we've downed more glasses than Specsavers
And if you think you could compare us
To the Dons near us
Then you can't hear us like
If you think you can compare me
To the Dons near me
Then you can't hear me
Trust me Don, you were not scary
I will put a big hole in your Moncler tee
And if you think you can compare, man
To the Dons near, man
I don't think so, man
'Cause it's Window K
It's the Window, man
'Cause I'm a top man
Got nice garms but it's not Topman
Two-two yats so I might chock, man
You're bustin' nut straight in a sock, man
Said you on war, but you're not on, man
I'ma shower man MC and you're not, man
Tbh, I'm not prang
I don't care where you're from, Anne
A girl said I look like Gary Barlow
I said I'll take that
I need a rocky, ASAP
My bars always merk, A class
I been on this ting from way back
A girl said I look like George
But I didn't have a clue, G
I'm assuming Clooney
I wanna put two grand in the fruity
Tonight it's gonna get boozy
'Cause it's Window K
It's the Window, man
Hey, I just called, played it
His sound's fuckin' on, mate
This is gonna be a fuckin' anthem, kid
This is gonna be fuckin' nuts, John