Warm coke and rum on a fuzzy afternoon Pre-funk before tonight's big party I've been laying out my clothes Throwing up by five, before festivities begin Too pumped for tonight's big party I've been calling all my friends But you don't know it's you that's making me sick Before tonight's big party I've been laying out my clothes Before tonight's big party I've been calling all my friends Before tonight's big party But you don't know it's you that's making me sick Before tonight's big party I've been laying out my clothes Before tonight's big party I've been calling all my friends Before tonight's big party Sobered up by nine, I'm the first one to arrive You're late for tonight's big party I didn't recognize a soul There's Jon E Rock Who'd he bring with him tonight I'm bummed at tonight's big party I didn't even say goodbye But you don't know it's you that's making me sick Before tonight's big party I've been laying out my clothes Before tonight's big party I've been calling all my friends Before tonight's big party I didn't recognize a soul Before tonight's big party I didn't even say goodbye