Being a product usurps being a prodigy I wish that someone told me that Before I got to 23 and the weight was lifted off my back Is there not even a shred of human decency Inside that little brain of yours? Working all the dials Take your conscious off the beaten track So let's take a ride on that lazy susan A pretty face is not a personality I'm all the proof you ever need The Target staff refused to let me give my ugly face mask back It's coming up to our three year anniversary I wish that someone told me that The memories we make today will last longer than a heart attack So let's take a ride on that lazy susan