Up against the wall and spread baby Ha, ha, ha It's time to pull over and put 'em all down Aaoo Ooh, the lady in red, well she's drivin' me mad Her very first offense was just lookin' at me But that second glance was a felony Ooh, the lady's so fine, but I think it's a crime She's just too much for a man like me They'd better lock her away and throw out the key (There oughta be a law) Against a girl like you (Oughta be a law) Against the things you do (Oughta be a law) For breakin' hearts in two (There oughta be a law) Against a girl like you Against a girl like you, Baby Ooh, the lady is cruel and she's breakin' the rules If only looks could kill, she'd be killin' me Guilty, murder one in the first degree Ooh, the lady's unkind, she's got me doin' time She's just too much for a man like me They'd better lock her away and throw out the key (There oughta be a law) Against a girl like you (Oughta be a law) Against the things you do (Oughta be a law) For breakin' hearts in two (There oughta be a law) Against a girl like you Against a girl like you, Baby Uhh ahh Ha, ha, ha You know, I'm gonna take you downtown Strip you down and throw you in the slammer, baby I'm gonna throw the book at you, girl Stick 'em up (There oughta be a law) Against a girl like you (Oughta be a law) Against the things you do (Oughta be a law) For breakin' hearts in two (There oughta be a law against) Yea, yea (There oughta be a law) Against a girl like you (Oughta be a law) Against the things you do (Oughta be a law) For breakin' hearts in two (There oughta be a law) Oh yea (There oughta be a law) Against a girl like you (Oughta be a law) Against the things you do (Oughta be a law) Broke my heart in two (There oughta be a law) (There oughta be a law) Oughta be a law (There oughta be a law)