I'm home, good to be back home Home, good to be back home I'm home She told me right away how much I've been missed And then she said she'd never been kissed She'd only seen a guy in her college days Your wife, she's telling you lies She said she stayed at home to wash her hair And then she said she fell asleep on the chair 'Cause when I phoned her, there was no one there Your wife, she's telling you lies She said she'd given me up for dead She spent the days and the nights in bed Screaming blue murder, it was murder she said Your wife, she's telling you lies I'm home, good to be back home Home, good to be back home I'm home In ordinary walks in life That's what a husband hears from his wife But when you look into her big brown eyes Your wife, she's telling you lies She got the roses from her mother today She'd lost her card must've thrown it away Apart from that she had nothing to say Your wife, she's telling you lies I'm home, good to be back home I'm home, good to be back home I'm home She said she'd given me up for dead She spent the days and the nights in bed Screaming blue murder, it was murder she said Your wife, she's telling you lies Screaming blue murder, it was murder she said Your wife, she's telling you lies Screaming blue murder, it was murder she said Your wife