Channel I has love and passion Channel II sells sex and crime Soaps and games and fools in heaven Wash your brain and steal your time Make a call and win some money Shake your legs and squeeze your voice Have a jack or milk with honey You have the choice All in all the time is right to cry and turn all the lies All in all on a day to break the rules The tele box fool Channel III they praise the reckless Channel IV they freeze in hell Tunes or words so dumb and senseless Dreams today have souls to sell Give a call and take new credits Here's your drink – wanna by some shirt? The more you want the less you'll get it It's all mud and dirt