A friend of mine called me up not long ago He knew me since I was knee high to a grasshopper But I evidently didn't give him the right answer Because he said to me: Mink Schmink, Money Schmoney Think your hot now don't ya honey. What have you got if you haven't got love Silk Schmilk, Satin Schmatin A penthouse high in old Manhattan That's not enough if you haven't got love Happiness is not a thing that you can buy It takes loving, lotsa loving, from the right guy Pearls Schmearls, Nermen Shmermen From Jim or Jack or Joe or Herman That's not enough if you haven't got love Ring Schming, Jewellery Schmellery Don't you know that's just Tom Foolery What have you got if you haven't got love Cars Schmars and Princes Schminces With caviar and chicken blintzes Don't mean a thing if you haven't got love Love is just a simple thing that you can't buy You can't get it wholesale darlin', why try? Tips Schmips, Angle Schmangle Play around and get entangled What have you got if you haven't got, haven't got love? I'll take the jaguar on the right