Reflecting in the mirror, do you remember 50 pounds ago? You were known as Dino Cazaurus the virtuoso of the popcorn After a year of gym with your free family membership It was free family cause you counted for three Now watch yourself again No pain, no gain Your pecs are shining bright Look at the mirror straight It is not gay and if it were, then what's the problem? It will never end Your thirst appeased with protein shakes It will never change Till muscle memories awake Just flex and flex, flex and flex Be a better person, but only on the outside You'd win at arm wrestling with your friends, if only you had still friends You'd lift your girlfriend ten feet high, if only you had a girlfriend You lost your car, your home, your job in alphabetical order You gained a 10% discount on prozis.com Fibers will recompose Now strike the pose Stay until the end But janitors have to close You're the last one, they yell at you "please go back home" It will never end Your thirst appeased with protein shakes It will never change Till muscle memories awake Just flex and flex, flex and flex Flex and flex, flex and flex ♪ What have you done? Putting inside you trenbolone Stanozolol inside your veins now You're on steroids Biceps are huge like asteroids But this is also gonna increase your level of the estrogen Look at yourself again A gorgeous case of gynecomastia Drinking your hormones blend With your bothfriend Zhe's lovely and zher name's Fernando It will never end Your thirst appeased with protein shakes It will never change Till muscle memories awake Just flex and flex, flex and flex Be a better man, but only on the outside (Are you assuming my gender?) To be a better woman, but only on the outside (You're just a transphobic TERF) To be a better mammal, but only on the outside