In the multiplex dungeon of magic projections, I suddenly felt in a rush The dark Montezuma, blinded by vengeance, cursed me with a black mana flush I longed for the wisdom of Pozzi Ginori to cast out its watery spell But the merciless tide of unholy warcream was haunting the room with its smell I finally reached the holy pail The Power of Imodium will turn the hands of fate The Power of Imodium will seal the sacred cave The Power of Imodium will turn the hands of fate Thе Power of Imodium will finally lock the gate ♪ The Ivory throne was standing before me, when demons awoke from their sleep The hygiene gatekeepers grabbed their blazing brooms and furiously started to sweep I reached for my pocket, in search for a potion, of Loperamide hydrochloride Then lights started glowing, the whole of inferno was ripping my guts open wide I could not believe my eyes The Power of Imodium will turn the hands of fate The Power of Imodium will seal the sacred cave The Power of Imodium will turn the hands of fate The Power of Imodium will finally lock the gate ♪ Quando la diarrea ti sorprende (bù bù settete, bù bù settete) E la digestione si sospende (acciderboli, acciderboli) Quando la diarrea ti sorprende (bù bù settete, bù bù settete) Imodium, Imodium, Imodium, Imodium, Imodium, Imodium, Imodium I'm just a poor boy with a diarrhea bout Cagarella (cagarella) Cagarella Salmonella Squaquerone, culo scureggione, prot J'ai la diarrhée, j'ai mal au cul Escherichia coli has taken over him Mamma mia (come pizzica) Mamma mia (come brucia) Mamma mia, per carità (per carità) Escherichia coli Montezuma dibidaliduma Montezuma dibidalidù Beelzebutt, Beelzebutt Please set my fragile bowels free (Vom Durchfall) Please set me free (מהשילשול) Please set me free (Od proliva) Please set me free (من الإسهال) Please set me free (De la diarrhée) Please set me free (Oд поноса) Please set me free (De la cagalera) Set me free The Power of Imodium will turn the hands of fate The Power of Imodium will seal the sacred cave The Power of Imodium will turn the hands of fate The Power of Imodium will finally lock the gate