In the multiplex dungeon of magic projections, I suddenly felt in a rush
The dark Montezuma, blinded by vengeance, cursed me with a black mana flush
I longed for the wisdom of Pozzi Ginori to cast out its watery spell
But the merciless tide of unholy warcream was haunting the room with its smell
I finally reached the holy pail
The Power of Imodium will turn the hands of fate
The Power of Imodium will seal the sacred cave
The Power of Imodium will turn the hands of fate
Thе Power of Imodium will finally lock the gate
♪
The Ivory throne was standing before me, when demons awoke from their sleep
The hygiene gatekeepers grabbed their blazing brooms and furiously started to sweep
I reached for my pocket, in search for a potion, of Loperamide hydrochloride
Then lights started glowing, the whole of inferno was ripping my guts open wide
I could not believe my eyes
The Power of Imodium will turn the hands of fate
The Power of Imodium will seal the sacred cave
The Power of Imodium will turn the hands of fate
The Power of Imodium will finally lock the gate
♪
Quando la diarrea ti sorprende (bù bù settete, bù bù settete)
E la digestione si sospende (acciderboli, acciderboli)
Quando la diarrea ti sorprende (bù bù settete, bù bù settete)
Imodium, Imodium, Imodium, Imodium, Imodium, Imodium, Imodium
I'm just a poor boy with a diarrhea bout
Cagarella (cagarella)
Cagarella Salmonella
Squaquerone, culo scureggione, prot
J'ai la diarrhée, j'ai mal au cul
Escherichia coli has taken over him
Mamma mia (come pizzica)
Mamma mia (come brucia)
Mamma mia, per carità (per carità)
Escherichia coli
Montezuma dibidaliduma
Montezuma dibidalidù
Beelzebutt, Beelzebutt
Please set my fragile bowels free (Vom Durchfall)
Please set me free (מהשילשול)
Please set me free (Od proliva)
Please set me free (من الإسهال)
Please set me free (De la diarrhée)
Please set me free (Oд поноса)
Please set me free (De la cagalera)
Set me free
The Power of Imodium will turn the hands of fate
The Power of Imodium will seal the sacred cave
The Power of Imodium will turn the hands of fate
The Power of Imodium will finally lock the gate