Floating in the night on your butterfly wings Sneaking in the room while the infant is asleep Eye for an eye, coin for a tooth Tooth Fairy, do you know The financial impact of your deeds? Did anybody tell you that by inflating money supply You're distorting the structure of production? Did anybody tell you that P*Q=M*V You're responsible for the rise of the interest rates! Tooth Fairy, your policies are inflationary Like a helicopter drop Your donations push up aggregate demand Thanks to a higher MPC Wiping out the wealth of the middle class, Tooth Fairy Stop it! In the name of the Central Bank! There's no such thing as a risk-free asset When you are around The Wall street journal sharply criticized Your expansionary policies The FED chairman Yellen claims That you're breaking your mandate Tooth fairy, you are fucking anticonstitutional! Did you know the treasury is emitting CPI-indexed bonds To counteract your inflationary pressure Your plan to destabilize the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela with double digit inflation Is now public domain Tooth Fairy Your policies are inflationary Like a helicopter drop Your donations push up aggregate demand Thanks to a higher MPC Wiping out the wealth of the middle class, Tooth Fairy Stop it! In the name of the Philip's curve Mario Dragons already stated He'll do everything it takes To shield the Eurozone from your speculative attack! You are committed to higher inflation rates Why, oh why? The Nobel Laureate Paul Krugman Is on your side! QE1 QE2, the lender of last resort is you QE3 QE4, increase M1 even more! You bail out children By buying their junk teeth at face value You're the TARP of the human body! Tooth Fairy, your policies are inflationary Like a helicopter drop Your donations push up aggregate demand Thanks to a higher MPC Wiping out the wealth of the middle class, Tooth Fairy Stop it! In the name of the Taylor's rule