The Bird and the Bear
2023 · single
Valensorow - Meg "The Leg" lyrics
Artist: Valensorow
album: Shorestank
Her name is Meg
Look at the size of those legs
She's stronger than the men in her town
That's why she turns them all down
Even though she's beautiful she'll beat you down
But when she touches your lips
With the hands that she forges with
Shoulders wide
Her hammer's tried and true
With the weapons she forges we cannot lose
Her steel is fine, much better than mine
It's the best in the land
Ol' Meg "The Leg"
None can do what she can
Nothing moists the groin like a sturdy ship
When the sails a bit loose it tends to take more of the wind
A deck that is weathered, is what we should all strive to seek
If she takes you down a peg or two
Then she might just be the Meg for you
Look at the size of those legs
She's stronger than the men in her town
That's why she turns them all down
Even though she's beautiful she'll beat you down
But when she touches your lips
With the hands that she forges with
Shoulders wide
Her hammer's tried and true
With the weapons she forges we cannot lose
Her steel is fine, much better than mine
It's the best in the land
Ol' Meg "The Leg"
None can do what she can
Nothing moists the groin like a sturdy ship
When the sails a bit loose it tends to take more of the wind
A deck that is weathered, is what we should all strive to seek
If she takes you down a peg or two
Then she might just be the Meg for you
