One night I found two folks in a bar Three chances to drink four beers in a streak Five swords for the winner, six horses as well Seven days gone, eight men failed before I asked to take part in the contest But nobody survived to this joke I did not even care, to be honest Four beers in a row... what a show! Dead bodies are dancing alive Beer is the fuel, forget all the rules Still sober? You're doing it wrong Swallow that ale, then do it again! A wench came to me With a tray full of jars There's a smile in her face And mad gaze in her eyes Hesitations came first But I'm stubborn to death I will prove to these fools That I was baptized in booze Today has been hell So now it's time to drink To the bottom of this glass I shall find some relief I am losing control Of my mind, flesh and bones "Drink till you faint! This round goes on the house" Dead bodies are dancing alive Beer is the fuel, forget all the rules Still sober? You're doing it wrong Swallow that ale, then do it again!