We played hide and seek and we counted to ten We opened our eyes and you were gone again Now we think you weren't playing fair We think you were never there W.M.D. (please tell us) Where did you hide from me? (where can you be?) Tony played because he's oh, so loyal Greedy little George played for barrels of oil But the reason we played, you said we'd see The W.M.D., where can you be? W.M.D We looked under the sand and up to the sky The big boys promised and they never, ever lie Those nice, clean chaps from the CIA Say they'll turn up some day, like Elvis W.M.D. (please tell us) Where did you hide from me? (where can you be?) Tony played because he's oh, so loyal Greedy little George played for barrels of oil But the reason we played, you said we'd see The W.M.D., where can you be? W.M.D George and Tony you've been naughty, little boys Lying, to steal the other kids' toys You're so angry we still want to see W.M.D And, some say, there were reasons enough We don't like bullies so the going got tough But the reason we played, you said we'd see W.M.D Oh, W.M.D. (please tell us) Where did you hide from me? (where can you be?) Tony played because he's oh, so loyal Greedy little George played for barrels of oil But the reason we played, you said we'd see W.M.D., where can you be? W.M.D., we'd like to see W.M.D