Rekt!
On our pirate ship
Downing jars, chasing stars
On the sea
I be Captain Silver
I made a huge mistake
Emptied all the brew into my crew
Now no one is awake
These scallywags and sea dogs spent the night out on the lash
The Captains cure my private rum stash
Splice the main brace!
Lets get shitfaced!
Move it all you blaggards
The sun is in the sky
(All loaded to the gun wall)
(The crew begins to rise)
Quicken up your pace men
Before you face my wrath
(Their sea legs are lost)
(To the power of the draught)
Turn this ship about men
We have to make for land
Supplies are low we have to go
Replenish what we can
We drank all
Fetch the mop and bucket we're
Rekt!
On our pirate ship
Downing jars, chasing stars
On the sea
Rekt!
On our pirate ship
Where the drink makes us sink to our knees
Pour yourself the hair of the dog
Fill up your black jacks high with grog
Gulp it down lads
Crack the hogs head!
Lets get wasted!
Move it all you blaggards
The nights about to fall
(Still loaded to the gun wall)
(The crew begins to stall)
Quicken up your pace men
Before you face the lash
(Their sea legs still lost)
(To the power of the draught)
Turn this ship about men
We have to make for land
Supplies are low we have to go
Replenish what we can
We drank all
Grab a jug and chug it we're
Rekt!
On our pirate ship
Downing jars, chasing stars
On the sea
Rekt!
On our pirate ship
Where the drink makes us sink to our knees, we're
Rekt!
On our pirate ship
Downing jars, chasing stars
On the sea
Rekt!
On our pirate ship
Where the drink takes us all
Makes us spin till we fall
Rekt!
On our pirate ship
Downing jars, chasing stars
On the sea
Rekt!
On our pirate ship
Where the drink takes us all
Makes us spin till we fall
Ahoy ye silly pirates
What brings you to the floor
(We drank, before)
(Then the captain gave us more)
You have our captain's orders
How will your tasks be done
(With a heart and a gun)
(And a belly full of rum)
By Neptune's salty barnacles
Your faces are so glum
(No beer, not one)
(Our booze is all gone)
Step lively to your posts lads
The captains on his way
(He stands, we see)
(Such a mighty man is he)
Attention all you blaggards
Your captains at the helm
(Ahoy, our crew)
(What would you have us do)
All hands up on the main deck
And arm yourselves for war
(Ahoy, yo ho)
(And away heave ho)
We drank, before
Then the captain gave us more
With heart and a gun
And a belly full of rum
No beer, not one
Our booze is all gone
Ahoy, yo ho
And away heave ho
All this work
Our backs are breaking
From the drink
Our hands are shaking
In the sun our bodies sweating
Because we spent all day getting
Rekt!
On our pirate ship
Downing jars, chasing stars
On the sea
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Clap of thunder
Pour another
Nelsons folly
Pure debauchery
Move it all you scoundrels
Let's have a shot of rum
(All loaded to the gun wall)
(The night has just begun)
Party with your captain
Lets drink up all the stores
(Drink up all you can)
('Til you cannot drink no more)
Rekt!
On our pirate ship
Downing jars, chasing stars
On the sea
Grab a jug and chug it we're
Rekt!
On our pirate ship
Rekt!
On the seas
Rekt!
On our pirate ship
Where the drink takes us all
Makes us spin till we fall
Rekt!
On our pirate ship
Rekt!
On the seas
Rekt!
On our pirate ship
Where the drink takes us all
Makes us spin till we fall
Rekt!
On our pirate ship
Rekt!
On the seas
Rekt!
On our pirate ship
Where the drink takes us all
Makes us spin till we fall
Rekt!
On our pirate ship
Rekt!
On the seas
Rekt!
On our pirate ship
Where the drink takes us all
Makes us spin till we fall
Today's mighty adventure
Took its toll on you and me
All of us hungover on this jolly sea rover
(Here's to getting rekt on the sea)