James If you heed the call And you go outside, and wander off Then home is there Wherever you will make it You can always say, "Who's laughing now?" James If you need a friend Come right over Don't even knock And I'll be home The door is always open And we both can say, "Who's laughing now?" Oh, James My little doll You just go outside and you call Oh, James Oh, you're never too far off Oh, James My little doll You just go outside and you call Oh, James No, you're never too far off If your fire's out There's no need to shout I'm always home And walk on in I'll make you tea and breakfast And we both can say, "Who's laughing now?" Oh, James Oh, James Oh, James No, you're never too far off (James) No, you're never too far off