Life would be fine If I never had to bring another dime Making my mind up Would be mindless to me 'Cause I'd be gay and carefree Under my palm tree A Calico girl with me I'd shoot crap with the king Play poker with the president I did northern gets song The queen cooked for me But what of my affair The Cleopatra sheen Was my Calico girl ♪ But I'd be gay and carefree Under my palm tree A Calico girl with me And we would sit beneath the pale moonlight And serenade until our hearts delight My mind seek all our millions by my side Just for you, all for you So, life would be fine If I never had to bring another dime Making my mind up Would be mindless to me Oh, but it's just a daydream I've nothing it seems Except for this old jalopy Oh, but to be gay and carefree Under my palm tree A Calico girl with me