Down in Albion They're black and blue But we don't talk about that Are you from 'round here? How do you do? I'd like to talk about that Talk over Gin in teacups Leaves on the lawn Violence in bus stops And the pale thin girl with eyes forlorn More gin in teacups Leaves on the lawn Violence in dole queues And the pale thin girl Behind the checkout If you're looking for a cheap start Set in false anticipation I'll be waiting in the photo booth At the underground station So come away, won't you come away? We could go to... (good, hit it) ♪ (What's that? Edimburgh, as I say) Ahh, anywhere in Albion ♪ Yellowing classics And canons at dawn Coffee wallahs and pith helmets And an English song, oh Mmm... Reebok classics Canons at dawn Terrible warlords, good warlords And a Scottish song Ah, if you're looking for the cheap start Glint with perspiration There's a four-mile queue Outside the disused power station So come away, oh, and in time you gotta go away We could go to... Comin' to you, Manchester, Newcastle, Devon, Reading, Watford Newcastle If you are still looking for a cheap start Glint with perspiration There's a five-mile queue Outside the disused power station So come away, won't you come away? We could go to... Glasgow town, where's your town at? ♪ Anywhere in Albion