I've got a Dungeon Master's Guide I've got a 12-sided die I've got Kitty Pryde And Nightcrawler too Waiting there for me Yes I do, I do I've got posters on the wall My favorite rock group KISS I've got Ace Frehley I've got Peter Criss Waiting there for me Yes I do, I do I've got an electric guitar I play my stupid songs I write these stupid words And I love every one Waiting there for me Yes I do, I do In the garage I feel safe No one cares about my ways In the garage Where I belong No one hears me sing this song In the garage In the garage In the garage I feel safe No one cares about my ways In the garage Where I belong No one hears me sing this song In the garage I feel safe No one laughs about my ways In the garage Where I belong No one hears me No one hears me No one hears me No one hears me No one hears me sing this song