You want to talk to me about Pig Destroyer? I smoked crack with a fucking cop You want to see ANb live? We'll take the deposit and just not show up Send DJ Nevermind and a couple of sluts Lap dances, suckin' dick as the Honky Reduction 10\" spins Sorry I was on that shit again And couldn't make the trip No longer welcome in N.Y.C. There have been threats It's like the way a pig will eat its own shit I stay committed To every lie I've ever written No matter if it makes sense Accepting the absurd Has become second nature No reason behind the myths No purpose in being offensive