I've got a new story now and it goes like this I took my hand out of my pocket up came a fist It was headline news One more abuse I've got to tell it with a fist And it goes like this Ho ho ho ho Huh huh huh huh So where's the femininity The one with skirts and high heels A shiny sink and home made meals The one and only way If you enter you'll stay Sons and daughters you will breed As long as you breastfeed Yeah being a man is a bliss One Hit one Kiss Ho ho ho ho Huh huh huh huh Then the lights came on, it was all a scene Bend back, give head it's not pornography If you do it with lights then it's art you see If you do it with a twist Yes, artistically Ho ho ho ho Huh huh huh huh I could do the laundry The women's work For a reasonable salary I would wash the world It wouldn't affect my libido or my self esteem Don't need to mark my territory It's all obvious to me It's manhood's bliss One Hit one Kiss Spending time with my family Like the Corleones Ho ho ho ho Huh huh huh huh