T-Thought you were joking (thought you were joking)
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Walked out of Apple with some iPads and MacBooks
Buttoned-up shirt with a tie on, put on the right look
Spray myself with cologne 'cause I walked in smellin' like Backwoods
Security guard inside of Apple said, "Damn, sir, you smell good"
As I'm walkin' to the counter, got a nervous stomach feelin'
Flirtin' with the lady behind the counter, like, "You appealin'"
Started makin' nervous movements like lookin' at the ceilin'
Pacin' around the store and askin' questions for no reason
Asked her to pull up the profile to match this ID I got
It's 'bout five hunnid other people in this store, this shit lookin' hot
I know I'm really nervous, but I tried not to pace a lot
Started seein' security guards circlin' the place I'm at
Really wanted to leave, but it'd look weird just walkin' out
So I went through with the process, just hopin' that it go through
Navy Federal profile from 1992
Then somebody grab my information and it said that she was 92
Good credit report, it was seven hundred and ninety-two
Duplicate our passport for my sister, then we flew to Honolulu
Sittin' at my computer late night, the printer next to me
I used to be on feet, shoppin' unique, but that's old to me
Walked out of Apple with some iPads and MacBooks
Buttoned-up shirt with a tie on, put on the right look
Spray myself with cologne 'cause I walked in smellin' like Backwoods
Security guard inside of Apple said, "Damn, sir, you smell good"
As I'm walkin' to the counter, got a nervous stomach feelin'
Flirtin' with the lady behind the counter, like, "You appealin'"
Started makin' nervous movements like lookin' at the ceilin'
Pacin' around the store and askin' questions for no reason
Spoofed somebody number, so I could get the verification code
Tried to log into they bank but they askin' for security questions
But that really wasn't a problem, I got ways for that
Fake check for eight thousand, then your account call and dispute it back
One time the check ain't pop and the whole account bounce at the casino
With the TD, I just made a quick three racks
A bunch of fake IDs, I just got 'em in a ten pack
A bunch of different juugs, they keep callin' me from different countries
Walked out of Apple with some iPads and MacBooks
Buttoned-up shirt with a tie on, put on the right look
Spray myself with cologne 'cause I walked in smellin' like Backwoods
Security guard inside of Apple said, "Damn, sir, you smell good"
As I'm walkin' to the counter, got a nervous stomach feelin'
Flirtin' with the lady behind the counter, like, "You appealin'"
Started makin' nervous movements like lookin' at the ceilin'
Pacin' around the store and askin' questions for no reason