I thought I'd join join the army 'Cause Dad liked shooting guns It's hard enough to please a man Damned if you're his son I sweated every mile In the concrete and the sun They shaved my head And wrote my name next to machine gun I aced the test, they told me I'd stay behind the lines But there's no such thing as errors When the command decides They moved me to the barracks In palm 29 We were taught to fire to the rhythm Of die mother fucker die Well there's only two places The Joshua tree belongs The gates of heaven And Twentynine Palms ♪ If you've come to find a brother Brother you're insane Is a man in a turban A man just the same Blow his ass to hell And don't complain The wind always whistled I forgot the sound of rain I finally went for help But help can't be sought They pumped me full of pills And called it suicidal thoughts Three months in the ward They said the paperwork got lost Son, you're just 18 You don't know what you want Well there's only two places The Joshua tree belongs The gates of heaven And Twentynine Palms ♪ Now I'm back on the couch In Daddy's old place I stay up all night gaming And I sleep through the days He's happy to have me home He calls it grace I'm 21 years old I can't look a man in the face It's easy to stay bitter When there's somebody to blame But I enlisted I signed my own name Dad still goes out shooting And invites me just the same There's a man in a room somewhere Who thinks it's just a game The ghost of 29 The grand inquisitor He pours scotch whiskey For every senator He says the people don't want freedom They want bread and sugar I hope the devil writes your name Next to machine gunner There's only two places The Joshua tree belongs The gates of heaven And Twentynine Palms