I don't want him you can have him
He's not worth fighting for
Besides there's plenty more where he came from
I don't want him you can have him
I'm giving him the sack
And then he can go right back where he came from
I'm afraid I never loved him
He'd be better off with you
I could never make him happy
All I ever wanted to do was
Run my fingers through his curly locks
Mend his clothes and darn his socks
Fetch his slippers and remove his shoes
Wipe his glasses when he read the news
Rub his forehead with a gentle touch
Mornings after when he's had a little too much
Kiss him gently when he cuddles near
And give him babies one for every year
So you see that I don't want him you can have him
You can have him I don't want him
For he's not the man for me
Close the window while he soundly slept
'D raid the icebox where the food is kept
I'd cook the breakfast that would please him most
Eggs and coffee some buttered toast
Wake him gently with a breakfast treat
After breakfast clean the things away
Bring the papers and they've been read ooh
Spend the balance of the day in bed
So you see that I don't want him you can have him
You can have him I don't want him
I don't want him you can have him
You can have him I don't want him
You can have him I don't want him
For he's not the man for me