I want my life to be a sitcom Meet up at the cafe, everybody likes me, I never have to doubt And all of my problems are easily solved with a laugh then we all head out To the bar where we are regulars And I know what it's all about I don't ever cry the lights go out And I'm in a big big city with a couple friends, all of them Puzzle pieces, oh and I fit with them perfect Feels like we're never working But I got a really nice job, but it's just an afterthought 'Cause my life happens in the biggest apartment There's no way my actor roommate could afford but We're gonna be fine, gonna do it all And my soulmate's just across the damn hall In the sitcom Meet up at the cafe, everybody likes me, I never have to doubt And all of my problems are easily solved with a laugh then we all head out To the bar where we are regulars And I know what it's all about I don't ever, I don't ever, I don't ever doubt There are no fights, all good times No going behind my back and carving a goodbye Yeah I'll be like Chandler Bing I make everyone laugh, and I end up happy In the sitcom Meet up at the cafe, everybody likes me, I never have to doubt And all of my problems are easily solved with a laugh then we all head out To the bar where we are regulars And I know what it's all about The lights never go out