I counted my blessings and put them in paper bags I often tumbled and they rolled out off the crags In junior high You stole my bike light But I continue my ramble-rousin' at night You can justify anything, justify anything And well beyond my years I shoot myself in the ear With what I wanna hear Like a good homosapien I cooked up some hearty conflict I ate too much And it made me sick Talk into my bullet hole And tell me that I'm fine I'll listen careful And it won't even hurt this time You can justify anything, justify anything And well beyond my years I shoot myself in the ear With what I wanna hear If I'm hungry If I'm askin' And you just leave In my dreams I'll sleep with nectarines In my dreams Set the obstacles Set the obstacles and walk around Sure I may have lost the race But it's an ugly crown You can't kill me Or the reverse My enemies have my sympathy And that's my curse