Animation vs Anything!
Ika Musume
Inkling Girl
Draw!
From the depths of the sea, I got an inkling of threats and
I won't let your Turf Wars bring our armageddon
You've polluted your genre and now it's time that I step in
It's time to get Kraken! I'm the new Special Weapon!
Like Sanae, your childish game failed to woomy
So I won't be outmatched this time my plan will go smoothly
I'm accustomed to customers serving sea creatures is easy
You can't touch me! I'm scrubbing out this scrub like a Squee-G
This Splatfestering evolution of my kind's a poor replacement
So i'll make you ink yourself you'll require a cleaning, Agent!
Still want a resolution? Don't try to take me on
You're down to 720ps in a cephalopod
You're a shrimpy little wimp no longer eaten up by fans
What good is a squid that can't swim or make waves outside Japan?
This Inkling's sinking in thinking she'll spit hotter
This dissing's your ink blotter to stick you in stillwater
Calm down there, sister. I think it's time you grow up
You can't face my massive growth when you're stunned by beach blow-ups
Your anime's unknown, my freshness is intact
When firing in rap, I'm leaving this shrimp splat
I'm heatin' up this match, and yet you're still in hat
You should really relax, take it off and kick back
Then you'll catch a quick flash, your life is now entrapped
I'm leaving a wimp brat like her costume ink sacked!
What are you, anyways? With that controllable hair
Are you another ARMS character trying to compare?
'Cuz I'm passing with flying colours as I fire Splattershots amidst
You're bombing and vomiting up your own ink as a condiment!
Secretly hated by all her so-called companions
This naive sucker belongs in the Octo Expansion
Sure, you failed at your invasion, but it's really not that rough
You've already been pun-ished for finally taking a dub
Okay, you've put on a Shonen, but you're not Off The Hook yet
With your racist tendencies from your octopus threats
For sea creatures, my mantra may be to be accommodating
But I'll Sub-vert my morals here to drop this a-Bomb-ination
Got the Splatterscope on ya, your shots are like a Super Soaker
I'll flatten your thick skull, call that a Crunchyroller
I'm a kid and a squid now, neither of which you ruled over!
Even the Gamepad was a more effective controller