Debbie Reynolds, Jane Powell, Ann Miller Why, oh why and wherefore is there no one to care for me I've been told that there is a man for me, but where is he Wake up, girls, and stay awake Don't you know it's all a fake Men are nature's big mistake But they're very necessary Why should I be frantic when I'm in this romantic mood Guys are so contrary, and most of them are very rude They take your heart and break your heart They're all so undependable, and yet they're not expendable But why, oh why and wherefore does no one seem to care for me Why, oh why and wherefore does no one seem to care for me Why, oh why and wherefore Does no one seem to care for me