In Paris I headlined the follies I was doll of all the dollies Admired by the great Stradinsky But my greatest achievement, in the high of my career Was the time I starred for... Minsky You're looking at a former stripper But before I unzip ONE zipper I want you to know that I was quite the artist But... of the intelectual kind What was I thinking while I worked in my desk? While I worked this thoughts kept crossing my mind REFRAIN 1 Zip! Walter Lippman wasn't brilliant today Zip! Will the giants ever take it away? Zip! I was reading Schopenhauer last night Zip! and I think that Schopenhauer was right. I don't want to see Zarina I don't want to meet Cobina Zip! I'm an intellectual I don't like a deep contralto Or a man whose voice is alto Zip! I'm an heterosexual. Zip! I took intellect to master my art Zip! Who the hell is Margie Hart REFRAIN 2 Zip! I consider Dali's paintings passé Zip! Can they make the Metropolitan pay? Zip! English people don't say clerk, they say clark Zip! Anybody who says clark is a jark! I have read the great Kabala And I simply worship Allah Zip! I am suck a mystic. I don't care for Whistler's Mother Charlie's Aunt and Shuber's brother Zip! I'm misogynists Zip! My intelligence is guiding my hand Zip! who the hell is Sally Rand?