Oh, Vera, I can't wait to hear that overture. Tell me about the show! Well... well, it's this terribly modern operetta about a lady astronomer Who makes a universe-shaking discovery! ♪ I have a little secret I'd like to impart That I hope doesn't give you too much of a start Though it's shocking It's completely true I know it isn't gossip, or rumor, of course For I've had it from quite a reliable source And I'd like to Pass it on to you The man in the moon is a lady A lady with lipstick and curls The cow that jumped ovah Cried "Jumpin' Jehovah I think it's just one of the girls!" She winks at the stars From her bed of green cheese That isn't a nightgown It's a Saturn chemise Oh, her friends are the stars and the planets She sends the Big Dipper a kiss So don't ever offend her Remember her gender The man in the moon is a miss