Mr. Bumble, I shall scream
No, you wouldn't, heigh-ho
If I wanted something special
Then you couldn't say "No"
Did I nearly catch you smiling?
Yes, I did, and it's beguiling
If your hand is close, I'll press it
Yes, you like it, come confess it!
Yes, you do
No, I don't
Yes, you do!
I shall scream! I shall scream!
'Til they hasten to my rescue, I shall scream
Since there's nobody that's near us
Who can see us, or can hear us?
If I ask you can I kiss you
Say what will my pretty miss do?
I shall scream, scream, scream!
If I pinch you one pinch
From your shy protective shell
Can I un-inch you one inch?
Will my blinthesome, buxum beauty
Let her suitor do his duty?
Thou his lap ain't very large, dear
Sit upon it, there's no charge, dear
Will you sit?
No, I shan't
Will you sit?
I shall scream! I shall scream!
For the safety of my virtue I shall scream
Thou' your knee is rather cozy
See my cheeks are getting rosy
You would have me in your power
If I sat here for an hour
I shall scream, scream, scream!
You're a naughty bad man
If you think I can't be proper
Prim and haughty, I can
And you'll pardon if I mention
You must state your true intention
Is there not another room here?
No!
If there were a bride and groom here, would there be?
Well, there might
We shall see
I shall scream! I shall scream!
At the thought of what you're thinking, I shall scream!
You will wonder where the scream went
When we come to an agreement
As my lovey-dovey is chubby
Could she love a chubby hubby?
I shall scream, Mr. Bumble!
I shall scream, Bumble-Wumble!
I shall scream, scream
What now?
Scream