Chomp chomp! Chomp chomp! Sailing out of Mexico heading up to New Orleans Heard about the biggest treasure horde outside the Caribbean One stormy night in Caillou Bay we smashed into the reef A flash of claws, a crash of jaws, a load of big white teeth If you see an alligator In your refrigerator You better say see ya later Or you might end up dead They say you should never smile Right at a crocodile He'll drag you down into the deep And eat your fucking head Chomp chomp! Chomp chomp! Chomp Chomp Chomp Our captain was the first to go, he got ripped into shreds Still screaming as the alligator swallowed down his legs One by one the crew all died in several nasty ways The vision of that massacre still haunts me to this day If you find a giant cayman You're gonna have a really bad day man There's nothing more to say than I won't see you in a while Not even Russell Crowe With a giant crossbow Ain't got a snowballs chance in hell To save you from that crocodile Chomp chomp! Chomp chomp! Why oh why, did I jump into that swamp? Mauled to death by alligators, all singing chomp chomp chomp Time to die, on a sub-aquatic romp Mauled to death by alligators, all singing chomp chomp chomp Chomp chomp! Chomp chomp! Chomp chomp!