(PINOCCHIO: Did I...)
(G-HOPPER: I think...)
(PINOCCHIO: Was that?)
(G-HOPPER: What just...)
PINOCCHIO: What's that word
When someone sells you something turns out it was nothing
PINOCCHIO & G-HOPPER: Now you're absolutely broke?
G-HOPPER: What's this sinking feeling in my gut
PINOCCHIO & G-HOPPER: Like I've just been made the butt
Of a very stupid joke?
PINOCCHIO: Swindled?
G-HOPPER: Hoodwinked?
PINOCCHIO: Taken for a ride...
G-HOPPER: Kena tipu?
PINOCCHIO: Cheated?
G-HOPPER: Poked up the backside?
PINOCCHIO: All my money...
PINOCCHIO & G-HOPPER: Blown off on a sham!
Oh my god
I think I've just been scammed!
COMPANY: I'll never trust again, all I feel is pain!
Like sacrificial lambs
We have all been scammed!
(PINOCCHIO: Oh no, oh no...)
Can't tell Dad that I lost two hundred dollars
He'll pull me by the collar
Scream and shout
Maybe hit me, foaming at the mouth
Red from north to south
He's gonna kick me out
Help me, tell me
What you think I should... (Lie lie lie lie lie)
Tell him? Tell me a story that I could... (Lie lie lie lie lie)
Tell him that can cover up this sham (Lie lie lie lie lie lie)
Anything but I've just been scammed!
COMPANY: I'll never trust again, all I feel is pain!
Like sacrificial lambs
We have all been
Scam, scam, scam, scam, scam, scam, scammed!
(PINOCCHIO: Wait!)
Maybe we don't even have to tell him
The truth would only hurt him
Play it cool
Tell him that we followed his instructions
G-HOPPER: Spent his hard-earned cash
PINOCCHIO: On things for school...
(G-HOPPER: You mean...)
(PINOCCHIO: I mean...)
COMPANY: Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie...
Cannot trust a fox or a cat
Saw the red flags
Should have smelled a rat!
PINOCCHIO & G-HOPPER: Play it pure and simple
Wholesome as a lamb
No one needs to know
That we've just been scammed!
ALL: I'll never trust again, all I feel is pain!
Like sacrificial lambs
We have all been scammed!
Oh my god
We have all been scammed!