Oh sister, you look very buoyant today!
Well, I just got back from my doctor's.
Uh-huh. You are the finest piece of plastic in the sea.
Look at you!
No! Look at me!
We're gorgeous little angels swimming under the sea
Pearly teeth
Shapely arms
Hey there sexy sailors, better sound the alarm!
Silky hair
Crimson lips
Perfect little bodies with perfect hips
Sparkly skin
Gold and glitz
And don't forget we've got a pair of massive...
Tiddly diddly diddly diddly dee
The Kardashians can take a fall,
They look like kena overcooked
Sotong, sotong, sotong ball
Crack that mirror on the wall
No need for that, we know that we've
Got it, got it, got it all
Every fishy in the sea
Wishes they could also be chio
Like you!
Like you!
Like me!
So Peter, tell us why
You prefer that ugly girl, Wendy?
Come on girls, let's show them what we got!
She's got no style
She's got no shape
So what if she's got two legs? She looks like an ape!
She's pale and thin
She can't swim
She looks like she has never ever been to the gym!
Peter, you and me
We're such a match!
Think of the all the baby mermaids we can hatch!
In a nest
Our little eggs
Just waiting for the Peter that's between your...
Tiddly diddly diddly diddly
Tiddly diddly diddly diddly dee
Oh, Peter!
Stay here with us by the sea
You and I both know that it's
Meant to be, to be, to be
After all the pains we took
To save you from that horrible
Captain, Captain, Captain Hook!
Don't you think you owe at least
The teeny tiny widdlest
Kissy, kissy, kissy kiss?
Oh, Peter, don't take too long
The tide will rise
By the time we finish singing this song!
Peterrrrrrr!