My friends are having the time of their lives And I'm home alone smoking weed in a wizard's wig I think I'm doing fine on my own but this shirt smells old Why's doing laundry so expensive here I said your friends don't like me They think I'm too mean I like the way that I am I said my friends don't like you You think you're too cool I hate the way that you are My friends are having the time of their lives And I'm home alone watching Home Alone again I think I'm doing better on my own but I drink too much When will I ever stop drinking beer I said your friends don't like me They think I'm too mean I like the way that I am I said my friends don't like you You think you're too cool I hate the way that you are I can't believe that I slept past two Now I'm hungover and I'm looking for some food Can we hit my favorite deli please So I can get a chicken parm with extra cheese AH! I said your friends don't like me They think I'm too mean I like the way that I am I said my friends don't like you You think you're too cool I hate the way that you are My friends are having the time of their lives And I'm home alone x2