You are one of a kind
A fabulous bird
You're out of your mind and way outta sight
You're one of a kind
Unique is the word
That's why I find the others all trite
I like the weird things that happen
Inside of your skull
Being with you may be hard on the nerves
But it's never dull
Oh no, never dull
You walk in a room
And people all stare
'Cause baby, you bloom
They'd have to be blind
To not recognize
The rarest of rare
Right under their eyes
You're one of a kind
If there were two of you
Or, God forbid, a few of you
Too much is what it would be
But you're one of a kind, one of a kind
One of a kind, one of a kind
And you're the kind of a woman
For me
Who else would take a swim
Completely dressed in Central Park
At 3 AM the night she won the Tony?
(I didn't do that)
Yes, you did
Who grabbed a flaming cherries Jubilee
And burned a movie script of Chasen's
Yelling it was phony?
(Was that me?)
Uh-huh
You always were a crazy kid
I shudder at the things you did
Your ego seems to suit my id
So kiss me
You mad fool!
You know you grind your teeth at night
Your snoring is a real delight
It's noisy but we sleep all right
You are one of a kind
A fabulous bird
You're out of your mind
And way out of sight
You're one of a kind
Unique is the word
And that's why I find
The others all trite
At times you're selfish and stubborn
And blind as a mole
But even so
You're a gift to be with
You're good for my soul
So good for my soul
You walk in a room
And people all stare
'Cause baby, you bloom
They'd have to be blind
To not recognize
The rarest of rare
Right under their eyes
You're one of a kind
If there were two of you
Or, God forbid, a few of you
Too much is what it would be
But you're one of a kind, one of a kind
One of a kind, one of a kind
And you're the kind of a nut
For me