In our ward, there's an invasion
Of folks of your persuasion
That's a lot of votes - a million plus
And the party needs a man
From your Semitic clan
Who can deliver them to us
Tammany would sure be grateful
When we are, we keep your plate full, Nat
What's wrong with that?
What's wrong with that?
Sign us up a new supporter
From each room of each Coldwater flat
We can't stand pat
What's wrong with that?
For the party do your bit
Ike and Avery's favorite
In the golden land, it's tit for tat
Foreign types ain't no dilemma
If you get them both in Democrat
What's wrong with that?
Nothin's wrong with that
I'll show them a smile so shiny
Slap each back and kiss each whiny brat
You did all that
What's wrong with that?
And when those union reds get scary
Stirring up the Proletariat
We knock 'em flat
What's wrong with that?
Every Slavic Slav who came
With an "-epsky" on his name
He's a pal who now we're aiming at
So help the greasers on your block
It's also helping keep our pockets fat
What's wrong with that?
What's wrong with that?
No, there ain't nothing wrong with that
No one likes to kiss an ass
But I can't live lower class
And it's either this or pass the hat
So, Rebecca, here's your feather bed
And David, you'll be warm and fed and fat
What's wrong with that?
What's wrong with that?
Oh, there ain't nothing wrong with that!