Let me entertain you Let me make you smile Let me do a few tricks Some old and then some new tricks I'm very versatile And if you're real good I'll make you feel good I want your spirits to climb So let me entertain you And we'll have a real good time, yes sir We'll have a real good time (Do something!) (Dip! dip!) (Take something off!) Mama? (A glove! Give 'em a glove! say something!) Hello, everybody My name is Gypsy Rose Lee What's yours, sir? Mr. conductor if you please Let me entertain you and we'll have a real good time We'll have a real good time (The Alhambra theatre of Philadelphia The city of brotherly love Brings you brothers A something You'll want to ring and ring and ring) Let me entertain you Let me make you smile I'm beginning to like this I like that i think i'll do that again My mother who got me into this business Always told me to make 'em beg for more And then don't give it to them But I'm not my mother So if you beg for more I'll give it to you And we'll have a real good - (Diamond burlesque of Detroit presents a new jewel -) Let me do a few tricks Some old and then some new tricks I'm very versatile I want your spirits to climb And we'll have a real good (Ladies and gentlemen -) And if you're real good I'll make you feel good I want your spirits to climb So let me entertain you And we'll have a real good time, yes sir We'll have a real good time