Let me entertain you Let me make you smile Let me do a few tricks Some old and then some new tricks I'm very versatile And if you're real good I'll make you feel good I'd want your spirit to climb So let me entertain you We'll have a real good time Yes sir! We'll have... A real good time! Hello! Hello... everybody! My name is Gypsy Rose Lee... what's yours?! Mr. Conductor, if you please! So, let me entertain you... And we'll have a real good time, yes, sir! We'll have... A real good time! GYPSY ROSE LEE Pick up your apples girls and back to the trees! Bon soir, monsieur et monsieur! Je m'appelle Gypsy Rose Lee And that concludes my entire performance in French I've been too busy learning Greek Where were you last night? Some men accused me of being an ecdysiast! Do you know what that means? Do you? Do you? Oh, you do! Aha! He's embarrassed! Don't be embarrassed... I like man without hair! An ecdysiast is one who or that which Sheds its skin! In vulgar parlance: a stripper! But I'm not a stripper! At these prices - I'm an ecdysiast! And if you're real good I'll make you feel good I want your spirit to climb Let me entertain you And well have a real good time, yes, sir! We'll have... A real good time!