Mmm Your office had carpet So I took off my shoes And from that moment I was destined to lose Oh You said you'd look out for me For a sizeable fee Sign the contract But there's no guarantee And though you're long, long, gone Your memory lingers on Like a bad taste in my mouth No toothbrush can erase Ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo, hoo-hoo Your psychic prediction, said You won't go far You might end up serving drinks in a bar But here we are Five years later, and I'm still not a waiter I guess I never could adjust to you, as my dictator And though you're long, long gone Your memory lingers on Like a bad, bad smell no magic tree can hide Ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo, hoo-hoo Life without you, darling (life without you) Has been brilliant so far (brilliant so far) It's just like being in a Broadway show And I'm the star I'd rather be a big fish, in an average pond Than to be the guy who always ends up Getting conned ♪ So in conclusion, keep your shoes on your feet Your head out of clouds with the people you meet It's not that I hate you I just don't rate you So this is my bye, bye, bye (bye, bye, bye) And though you're long, long gone Your memory lingers on And I want you to know that my feelings are true I just wanna say, I never liked You and your ignorant old fashioned ways I'm happy to see the back of those Days of avoiding your voice on the phone Sick of enduring your arrogant tone Freedom is sweet, but it came at a price And now it feels so nice Mmm, bye, bye, bye