Last time I was drunk in Minneapolis I swore I wouldn't end up here again Essentially, the drunkenness just happens In minutes from the moment that you land 'Cause you gotta act like It doesn't spin you out That no one's saying What they're thinking 'bout Of course, I brought an elephant To the most delicate place You cannot make everyone happy But you can force a smile on their face Just place your fingers On each side of their mouths And pull towards heaven Until their teeth peak out I reset my tolerance Now it's easier to fail the audience If you call on me, I will pray for a fire drill If you call on me, I will pray for a fire drill And pull towards heaven Until their teeth peak out