Do-do-do-do-do-dah-dah-do Dahdo-do-do-do-do-dah-dah-do Do-di-di-do-do-di-di Dahdo-do-do-do-do-dah-dah-do Do-di-di-do-do-di-di Dahdo-do-do-do-do-dah-dah-do Well a singer croon the tune that makes the bucka Dahdo-do-do-do-do-dah-dah-do Guitarist girly-heartstring-plucka Dahdo-do-do-do-do-dah-dah-do Drummer they drive the moshpit-a-rucka Dahdo-do-do-do-do-dah-dah-do But DJ Trevor goes "wucka wucka" Mixer drink help youth run amucka Vitamin B help them after they chucka Toilet ducka take away the yucka But DJ Trevor goes "Wucka wucka" DJ Trevor DJ Trevor Social worker help you when you run out of lucka Micro surgeon help you with the nip and tucka Psychiatrist help you when you're panic-strucka Accountant help you dodgy tax deducta A lift operater come when you get stucka A garbo come to take away your mucka A chef serve you freshly oyster shucka DJ Trevor goes "Wucka wucka" DJ Trevor yeah DJ Trevor yeah yeah He really famous but he not that clever He model himself on-a Chappell Trevor Hey! Amphetamine help you keep-a drive-a the trucka Biological clock help you to feel clucka Tenancy Law help you to usufructa DJ Trevor yeah DJ Trevor yeah yeah Hey female attention, male veneration With just a record collection and some hand-eye co-ordination Hey DJ Trevor yeah DJ Trevor yeah DJ Trevor yeah yeah yeah Woah!