Dooo-do-do-da-do
Dooo-do-do-da-do
Dooo-dah-da-da-do
Dooo-do-do-da-do
My hair ain't boofed or blonded; my T.E.R. was so-so
Won't never score a hundred, or ever win a Brownlow
To be something, is something I fall short of
But me and Hawthorn's captain are connected (sort of)
I rooted a girl who rooted a guy who
Rooted a girl who rooted a guy who rooted a girl
Who rooted Shane Crawford!
Dooo-do-do-da-do
Dooo-do-do-da-do
Dooo-dah-da-da-do
Dooo-do-do-da-do
Our Nicole buys her bread rolls from a bread shop near my Mum's
I met the Gallagher Brothers - though not the famous ones
My brother stood next to Steve Waugh in a lift
I had dinner at Warney's - but that's just an urban myth
I rooted a girl who rooted a guy who
Rooted a girl who rooted a guy who rooted a girl
Who rooted Shane Crawford!
Dah-dah-dah-dah-dadah
Dah-dah-dah-dah-dadah
Dah-dah-dah-dah-dadah
Dah-dah-dah-dah-dadah
Dah-dah-dah-dah-dadah
Dah-dah-dah-dah-dadah
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
I met her at a disco, we both were drinking Bundy
I told her that I liked her, though didn't call her Mond'y
She sure was pretty rat-arsed, but you don't knock back a win
Especially when your best mate winks and whispers that "You're in!"
Ain't never had a lesbo; nor two-girls-at-one-time did
But this I'll always have to impress me wife and kid
The summer of my lifetime now freezes into winter
I got this sadness in me like flesh barbed on a splinter
I rooted a girl who rooted a guy who rooted a girl who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl who rooted a guy who rooted a girl who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl who rooted a guy who rooted a girl who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl who rooted a guy who rooted a girl who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl who rooted a guy who rooted a girl who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl who rooted a guy who rooted a girl who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl who rooted a guy who rooted a girl who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl who rooted a guy who rooted a girl who rooted a guy