I know how to cheat at Tattslotto. I got a great idea for a song. I know the truth about Marilyn Monroe. I can prove Einstein's theory wrong. I can predict mankind's fate. I know where there's oil in Bass Strait. All the deserts I could irrigate. All the poor I could emancipate. But that's not what motivates me; I'm interested in apathy. Apathy, apathy, apathy. Apathy, apathy, apathy. I got the cure for all known disease. I can make money grow on trees. I know how to stop terrorism. I know one of the guys in TISM. But that's not what motivates me; I'm interested in apathy. Apathy, apathy, apathy. Apathy, apathy, apathy. That's not what motivates me. (Apathy) Enough of this petty stuff for me; (apathy) Not interested in pedantry. (Apathy) I'm interested in apathy. Apathy... Well here we at the last verse. (At the last verse) I've lost interest.