Whatareya? You're a yob or you're a wanker - Take your fucking choice; So who is your favorite genius: James Hird or James Joyce? You ever seen a live performance? Join the wanker club. You thought I meant table top dancing? You're a yobbo, bub. What are ya? Yob or wanker? Wankers once used mobile phones, But now that's sorta changing; And yobs once lived in cottage homes Ain't social change amazing? If a yob and wanker want a girl, The wanker guy will get her - Both or them are equally ugly, But the wanker hides it better. A wanker fights inequality, And for people's rights; A wanker fights class prejudice. A yobbo just fights. Yob or wanker - wanker or yob - Pass me the brush to tar ya; Make your choice then live your life: Come on, pal: what are ya?