Come home tired, what a day I've had News ain't good from Stalingrad I've been busy protecting the German race So come on baby, defecate on my face So, come on baby, send it on down Bend over Braun and gimme your brown There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact So hurry up Eva and move your digestive tract Defecate on my face Get to the bunker, looks like a stye Turn on the TV, it's all one big lie Here, Eva, have these prunes to chew We have ways of making you poo. So, come on baby, send it on down Bend over Braun and gimme your brown There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact So hurry up Eva and move your digestive tract Defecate on my face Yesterday my troubles seemed so far away Here come the Russians, it's near the end Proud to say that my girl never used an s-bend. What's that, Eva? Your bowel is on strike? Then it's all over for my Third Reich. So, come on baby, send it on down Bend over Braun and gimme your brown There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact So hurry up Eva and move your digestive tract Defecate on my face