Ecstacy's had a bad rap - The drug's OK but the music's crap Techno's made with computer cable Samplin' machine and an old turntable Get a loop, then cut and paste her Buy a trip and lick the paper There's new school, old school, prep school too There's DJs that nobody knew But now they're known - for doing what? Ideas? Music? Melody? Nup. They don't sing, they're not able. They put a record on a turntable. Techno is crap Techno is crap Techno is crap And so's hip-hop Jupiter's orbit is about as long As your standard rave techno song Bleep bleep blurt, repeat at will Do scratching crap, and go until Two hours later - the bleep's still there But take out the reverb on the snare. Tokin! Hip-hop? Buddy, don't get me started. So how do you get your song charted? Kids love this stuff cos it's so new: Put a sample in from a pop song too, You've got a hit. How come it sold? The melody in it's thirty years old. Techno is crap Techno is crap Techno is crap And so is rock.