March the 17th, I gotta wear green June the 10th, I gotta love the Queen Buck's night, gotta be one of the blokes April the 1st, I gotta play practical jokes Christmas Day I gotta be nice to all others February 14th I gotta have a secret lover On New Years Eve I gotta rage On my 30th birthday, gotta lie about my age I'm not a shining wit, I'm a whining shit September the 1st, I gotta love my father May the 12th, I gotta love my mother First Tuesday in November, gotta go to Cup Last Saturday in September, I gotta throw up I'm not a shining wit, I'm a whining shit I'm not a shining wit, I'm a whining shit At the moment of conception gotta follow the norm Gonna be like everybody else from the day that I was born Gonna live my life by the calendar on the fridge Gonna die the day that I pay up my mortgage Life's a piece of shit, whoa whoa whoa Open a vein and split, whoa whoa whoa Life's a piece of shit, whoa whoa whoa Gotta step in it, whoa whoa whoa Not a shining wit... whoa, I'm a whining shit... yeah Not a shining wit... whoa, I'm a whining shit