Don't get off the train at Richmond The skins want your Doc Martins Don't get off the train at Camberwell The writers want your Air Jordons Don't get off the train at Essendon You'll get attacked for your moccas Don't get off the train at Frankston You'll get attacked by the rockers Don't get off the train at Eltham The yodel yobs want your lederhosen Don't get off the train at Caulfield The yid boys want your copy of The Chosen Don't get off the train at Broadie The petrol heads want your Torana Don't get off the train at Laverton The gorilla gang wants your banana Don't get off the train at Broadford The bikies want your leather jacket Don't get off the train at Kooyong Tennis toughs want your racket Don't get off the train at Box Hill The skaters want your ramp Don't get off the train at Noble Park 3174 want your postage stamp Don't get off the train at Ringwood The Goths want your mascara Don't get off the train at Windsor The sandmen want your pyjamas