I'm courageous, I'm heroic, I'm fit and I'm strong; I've been to Young and Jackson's with lipstick on; I'm worn my Kunta Kinti T-shirt to a Klu Klux meet - But I've never turned right at Swanston Street. I've mixed heroin, cocaine and angel dust; I've played on Rodney Grinter (and been concussed); My is mind is dirty, but my whiskey's neat - But I've never turned right at Swanston Street. I can be subjected to hours of extreme pain; I can watch a full ten minutes of Don Lane; There's only one time I'll admit defeat - I've never turned right at Swanston Street.